Edward G. Talbot

"The Planet Was Smoking"
With the first four words, New World Orders gives a brief, yet terrifying vision of one possible future. Listen, and find out more about the conspiracy.

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Name Your Own Conspiracy contest!

April 20, 2008

Welcome to the Conspiracy

It's everywhere. If you've listened to Episode One, you have already figured out that you really don't know what's going on. If you haven't listened to episode one, then GET OFF THIS PAGE and go listen to it. (Note, if you are reading this before Episode one has been released, don't worry about it).

Anyhow, we need YOUR help. We invented Samuel Tan, but even we don't know the extent of his influence. We need you, our listeners, to tell us just what else in the past few decades he might have been involved with. Again, listen to the first episode to get an idea what we mean. Drop us a line, tell us what else he's responsible for. Get creative, get detailed, we can't wait.

Now, we'll listen to anything you have to say. But for some of you, there will be a payoff. We will use a select few of the ideas in later episodes. In order to be considered for this, you need to follow the following guidelines:

The idea MUST be based on generally accepted real events, like the Kennedy assassination or the moon landing. We'd love to hear speculation about Roswell or Area 51, but we won't be able to include it in the broadcast. Unless of course, it's so damn good that we decide we have to figure out a way to use it
The event must have happened between 1970 and the current date - that's the only way it will fit
We will not be including anything about 9/11, although again, we'd love to hear your thoughts.

To submit an idea, email us at the Contacts page, or post a comment here. We will read every email and comment. We promise that we will not ridicule you too badly if you submit a stupid idea. So no pressure. Email or post a comment if you have questions.

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by Nicholas (FlippantMoniker) McRae on 6/13/2008 11:56:00 AM
I'm pretty sure his plot concerns immortality. *nods* Why allow the earth to die? Oh, I'm pretty sure there are elements just under the crust that can not be mined by mundane, ordinary means. They require means that would unify the human race against any who dare try. Oh yes. So what must one do? Well, wipe out all opposing humans, of course. Hand pick a community of survivors, and wipe the planet clean of all potential opposition. Then Mine the planet till it's a hollow shell! mUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! OR .. This is his cure for A.I.D.S. Burn the world.. then re-terraform it. No more disease.. no more viri.. no more democrats... That's my guess :)

by Nicholas (FlippantMoniker) McRae on 6/13/2008 12:08:00 PM
Look at me not following orders :) I babbled about what I thought Tan's BIG plan was.. not what he's actually done. well, i know for a FACT that Tan's involved with all these food taintings. Odwala juice, then Spinache, and now Tomatoes. it's all a way to curtail the organic foods movement, which is a big motivator for alternative fuels research. the more we look into alternative fuels, the closer we get to stumbling upon some of the more sensative facts about Tan's own recearch. Humans aren't as slow as he thinks, and these vegetarian hippies are getting just a LITTLE too close to the semi truth. So, they need to be taken down a peg or three. Dow and other chemical producers PROTECT us from harmful diseases like Ebola. Organics just allow it to thrive! We have evolved, and don't need to be eating dirt and mud. Science can save us. that's what Tan wants us to believe! But no! He just doesn't want us looking any deeper into what's really going on. So.. disease the produce, let science find a cure, discredit the hippies, and let the next carefully selected president cut organic funding and hamstring the think tanks that are threatening his secrecy. I'm unchecking the box, cause I already checked it once. If I check it twice, There's fine print that will allow you to put electrodes in my brain while I sleep. so there.

by Margot on 8/10/2008 6:02:00 PM
I want to join your conspiracy contest. A lot of suspicious stuff is going on right now. Do YOU think Bruce Ivans actually committed suicide? Did John Edwards get set up because someone didn't want him to be President (and who is this Barack guy who came out of nowhere?) No way China got the Olympics without help from someone. And come on -- J. Boone Pickens, the Oil Man, is spending his own money to push for alternative energy sources? Lots of weird stuff happening....

by KK on 8/17/2008 8:00:00 AM
John Edwards lost because the pseudo environmentalist that Mr Tan taught that they could make a lot of money pursuing frivolous law suits that keep the forestry department from practicing sustainable harvest because he owns the trucking companies that ship the wood from Canada. As well as fight nuclear power that would decrease CO2 emissions to hide his secret energy supply. Of course Mr Tan is reasonable for the girlfriend coming out of the wood work keeping Mr Edwards from getting picked for VP. Mr Tan also had OJ Simpson's wife killed because he new that no actual news would be covered for over a year after the crime but 24/7 about an ex athlete who may have killed his ex wife.

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